vampireapologist:

In every way but my physical form this is me

maxximoffed:

lordmogatron:

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

bowtomypointlesswords:

madmaudlingoes:

sergeant-angels-trashcan:

thegestianpoet:

chris hemsworth is like a DnD character whose class 100% does not require a high charisma stat but he put it as his highest stat anyways like “hmm I think it will be useful (:” so he just walks around as a muscle-bound brawler who can also inexplicably get anything he wants from anyone by smiling at them 

Him and Terry Crews

Terry Crews: high-level fighter who also multiclassed into bard, for some reason.

Chris Hemsworth: that barbarian who loves to knit.

Hugh Jackman: high level bard who was forced to take on barbarian when the party didn’t have a tank and now just wants to sing but he’s been the tank for so long it’s anyone sees him as.

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

blackgirlsreverything:

liquid-hunny:

This is too accurate lol

The accuracy

Jeff Bezos is the last one

theocrein:

hozier: compares a person to a tree, screams “baby” at the top of his lungs

me:

ryukisgod:

Customer service bosses be like:

dailyb99:

tallish-hobbit:

imprettyodd: